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Prayers
for all Occasions, Needs, and Intentions
BILLBOARDS
OF INTEREST - GOD.
"Read
these for a little humor and a subtle message!"
Billboards are getting
attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing one or two messages, but the
newspaper there listed all of them for me. Here's a list of all variations
of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple
black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization
is included. Right to the point...I thought you might enjoy them.
| Tell the kids I love them. -
God. |
| Let's meet at my house
Sunday, before the game. - God. |
| C'mon over and bring the
kids. - God. |
| What part of "Thou
Shalt Not..." didn't you understand. - God. |
| We need to talk. - God. |
| Keep using my name in vain,
I'll make rush hour longer. - God. |
| Loved the wedding, invite me
to the wedding. - God. |
| That "Love Thy Neighbor"
thing, I meant it. - God. |
| I love you, and you, and
you, and you and... - God. |
| Will the road you're on get
to my place? - God. |
| Follow me. - God. |
| Big bang theory, you've got
to be kidding. - God. |
| My way is the highway. -
God. |
| Need directions? - God. |
| You think it's hot here. -
God. |
| Have you read my #1 best
seller? There will be a test. - God. |
| Do you have any idea where
you're going? - God. |
| Don't make me come down
there. - God. |
Add
a little humor in your life once in a while. God is always there ready to
listen, forgive and help us find the way to him.
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